Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
