I can't watch pbs sober anymore
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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