I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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