my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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