Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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