We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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