your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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