The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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