she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
