It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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