I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
