She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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