if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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