I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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