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say what?
wanna hang out?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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