Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
It's rum buckets o'clock
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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