he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
It's blow job season.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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