I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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