you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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