She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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