We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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