Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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