nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
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