I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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