ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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