Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Is that strawberry winking at me??
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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