There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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