you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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