thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
