I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I'm drive I can fine osifer
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
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