Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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