She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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