You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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