Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
i need some magic done to my vagina
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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