ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I could have mohawked her pubes.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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