Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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