Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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