No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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