Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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