So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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