I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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