I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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