Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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