Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
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