great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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