you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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