But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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