Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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