Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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