So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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